Parents:  Your room is a mess.
Me:  Actually according to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the universe tends toward disorder so it's not really my fault.

(Source: lovequotesrus)

secretandwhisper:

nic0tineandfadeddr3ams:

w4nk-ster:

raspberry-teacup:

ironyandanarchy:

lets-go-lesbos:

vocaroo:

twated:

imagine if she said no though omg

THATS SO CUTE

well I cried

Oh my god. I’m crying. My emotions. What is happening?!

This man is a GENIUS.

That right there. That’s love. I want someone to love me like that.

Ohmygod, that was the sweetest thing.

My emotions

im pouring my eyes out. this is the cutest thing!ugh 

I think -I- wanna marry you!

(Source: thedailywhat)

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(via ricksanscrotum)

iwillbemissingyouu:
my life.

(Source: lovequotesrus)

thatfunnyblog:
leilockheart:http://someecards.com

When my parents rips away my blankets in the mornings:

lifeliveson:

via sodamnrelatable

story of my life… 

(Source: thepakman)

monumentally-fucked:
hahahaha!  :]

monumentally-fucked:

hahahaha!  :]

(Source: amnemonic, via y0urhighness)


(Source: brotips)


Sweet other than the fact that a colored gas is being formed, too…  problem.
… you’re in AP Chem when… 

Sweet other than the fact that a colored gas is being formed, too…  problem.

… you’re in AP Chem when… 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via fuck0verit)

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