| Parents: | Your room is a mess. |
| Me: | Actually according to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the universe tends toward disorder so it's not really my fault. |
imagine if she said no though omg
THATS SO CUTE
well I cried
Oh my god. I’m crying. My emotions. What is happening?!
This man is a GENIUS.
That right there. That’s love. I want someone to love me like that.
Ohmygod, that was the sweetest thing.
My emotions
im pouring my eyes out. this is the cutest thing!ugh
I think -I- wanna marry you!
(Source: thedailywhat)
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
(via ricksanscrotum)
When my parents rips away my blankets in the mornings:

Sweet other than the fact that a colored gas is being formed, too… problem.
… you’re in AP Chem when…
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via fuck0verit)








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